Not a kill but just a thrill; not a gore but spooky lore; I want October days to be, hair raising and scary, haunted but also funny.
Photo 1: If Death approached you with a bouquet, would you invite her to dance? (Shadow selfie)
Photo 2: Call me Dimewise* because I'm worth it. (*In r…
To a spooky party we go. (I always knew I would get to wear my wedding dress more than once.)
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O-M-G! Jason Voorhees-Lecter asked me to go to the lake with his family this weekend! I so can’t believe it! I know you think he’s creepy because he wears his hockey mask all the time. But FYI, guys love sports as much as girls love shopping! (hint on why you are single). BTW,…